Short jokes
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...