Feather or Depressed Kid

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies a dark reality: the 'depressed kid' hasn't fallen because they're implied to still be considering jumping from somewhere high up. You probably think it's deep, but you're just shallow.

Comments (0)

Related jokes

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo? A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather? Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.