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Feather or Depressed Kid

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lizard that ate ur dogs toes
4 years ago ยท
  • What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

    Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

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    Explanation

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies a dark reality: the 'depressed kid' hasn't fallen because they're implied to still be considering jumping from somewhere high up. You probably think it's deep, but you're just shallow.

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