Short jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.