Short jokes
Deez nuts!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.