Short jokes
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Someday you'll go far.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.