Short jokes

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

You are the gayest.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

Being mean.

Fuck you and your shitty family!