Short jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
The thing my mom birthed.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."