Sh joke jokes

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.

When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."

The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"No, I need to know your name."

"Shut up."

"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"

"Round the corner picking up shit."

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.