Sh joke jokes

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.