Short jokes
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.