Short jokes
Vaseline
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!