Perfect Pitch Definition

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. You think perfect pitch is about singing on key? Nah. It's about chucking a viola in the trash without dinging the edge. And you know why that's funny? Because violas are the black sheep of the orchestra. It's what we call an insult, genius.

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