Short jokes
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn