Short jokes
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Depression :)
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Floor on the road?
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
When the card declines on child insurance.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.