Pitch jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."