Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun
Why can't orphsns play baseball
Because they don't know where home is
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
Why dont orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
why cant orphans play baseball
they don't know where the home is
also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie
a family photo
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet. Then it hit me
