Short jokes
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Boobies!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Vagina?
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
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Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.