Short jokes
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Me :D
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Niguh.
Pokemon