Short jokes
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I am a joke.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.