Short jokes
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.