Short jokes

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"

How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?

They spray paint it like candy 🍬.

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

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What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.