Short jokes

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Krusty nut

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

What's after R-P-G?

W.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Siu!!

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting it in.

Mpreg is hot af.

I love jacking off to mpreg.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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