Short jokes
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.