Short jokes
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."