Short jokes
Evan
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Gaming, uh?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.