Short jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Fard.
Takis.
Blue Takis?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!