Short jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.