Short jokes
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.