Short jokes
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
bals
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Shut the f*ck up.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
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