Short jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."