Short jokes
"Deznuts up your ass."
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Peter's playtime.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.