Short jokes
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Niguh.
Pokemon
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!