Short jokes
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Clit
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
You and Jason in your bed.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Megamind.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Rooster.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.