Short jokes
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.