Short jokes
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Omnom.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why donât violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Whatâs the definition of âperfect pitch?â
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Whatâs the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they canât see their parents.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Me :D
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.