Short jokes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.