Short jokes
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
God bless the shooting that happened.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why is the rum gone?