Short jokes
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Who am I?
Run, bestie, run!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."