Short jokes
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)