Short jokes
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Bumpkin boy.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.