Short jokes
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yoav
Best way to do it.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"