Short jokes
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.