Short jokes
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
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Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Rangers are a joke.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.