Short jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Man, I hate the government.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.