Short jokes
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
"Dababy midget porn."
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.