Short jokes
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."