Short jokes
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.