Short jokes

Short jokes

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

How do you stop constipation?

You scare the crap outta them.

(Crap is another word for poop.)

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because itโ€™s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.