Short jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.