Short jokes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.