Short jokes
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!