Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for real dummies, okay? Orphans don't have a "home" because their parents are no longer living. In baseball, a player runs to "home" base. Get it? The joke is using the word "home" in two different ways! I bet you still think the Earth is flat and that vaccines cause autism, you dodo brain.