Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, usually the chicken crosses the road, right? But in this here knee-slapper, the turkey's stepping up 'cause the chicken's kicked back for a day of doin' nothin'. Get it? You probably don't, seeing as you think ketchup is a vegetable.