Short jokes
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.