Short jokes

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.