Seesaw jokes

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.