Short jokes
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.