Short jokes
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.