Short jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.