Short jokes
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.