Short jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
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What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.