Short jokes
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What did Obama ask Trump?
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."