Impurrfect Owner

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, like, the joke is that "impurrfect" sounds like "imperfect," but it's got "purr" in it 'cause it's about a cat. Get it? You probably don't since you still watch the Teletubbies at 35 years old. You should check out what's happening around the world, and brush your teeth.