Short jokes

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Olivia Rodrigo

Everyone put your age here.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.