Short jokes
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.