High runner

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Cop
Song
High
Law Enforcement
Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The dude thought about stopping for the cops, but then he remembered he was high and booked it. Get it? Probably not, since you're over here giggling at jokes that are about as sharp as a marble. Bet you still use training wheels.