Short jokes
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."