Short jokes
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.