Short jokes
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.