during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery but I realize that schools aren't open on sundays
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Why did the boy shoot the clock
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
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If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
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There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
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So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
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so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife
he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him
not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"
the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again
so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him
