Shes Jokes - Page 142 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

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