Shes jokes

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.