Shes jokes

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!