Shes jokes

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

Cops have the hardest job, they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well, she will not have the ability

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.