i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate đź’Ż
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Yo Mama Slept With So Many Guys Shes Starting To Look Like One
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
I trained a wolf to meditate. So now shes aware wolf
my sister was hitting on my boyfriend im 11 shes 9 she said go f.ck ur self so i said : "ok thanks for the idea"
