Shes jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
my girlfriend (she's shy)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!