She jokes

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."