She jokes
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!