She jokes
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.