She jokes
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Memes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.