She jokes
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.