She jokes

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.