She jokes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.