She jokes

Why did Sally cross the road?

She didn’t wear her seatbelt.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"