She jokes
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.